A moment to vent...
I am not the best looking of the bunch and I know that...
But why do the unattractive /not well groomed people drive sports cars????? If your belly touches your steering wheel, your ass hangs over the seat, you are missing teeth or heaven forbid have a mullet (excluding Greg)... Keep it in the garage!!
If you are a car salesmen and sell cars that are not proportionate to the buyer you should be fired!!!
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Friday Funny (v.34)
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there. "The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood u! p and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
Thanks "Miss Rita" for the great e-mail!!
Creativity??
Why.... Oh why would someone spend several dollars for personalized plates when you have no creativity in you whatsoever!!!
I drove past some dipshit driving a Honda Accord with his plate saying "A HONDA" and some other bright winner driving a Toyota Yaris with the ever creative plate "YARIS". Or how about "BOOBUSH"?? What a way to waste money making a political statement when he will be out of office soon. He's President, get the fuck over it!! ARGH!
Idiots, I swear...
I think the Bureau of Motor Vehicles should smack the dipshits who apply for stupid plates like this!
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