Drive-Thru Quandries...

Why is it whenever I go to a Drive-Thru I get totally stupid?! I can't figure out what I want, ever. I ask the person politely to wait, and wait, and well you get the point. I stare at the menu with a blank face... And why is it that I always end up with a salad? I get overwhelmed with the choices....

Hamburger or cheeseburger?
Chicken or Grilled chicken?
Chicken fingers or chicken nuggets?

Do you want fries with that?

What did you want to drink?

What size?

Do you want to Super Size, Up Size?? SURE OF COURSE!! Give me excessive servings of everything so I can eat myself to 652 pounds!!

Salad is probably the best choice regardless! Geezus!! I get so overhwelmed! I miss the simple life!