Jetting Through Life: Who'd wear these fugly things?!?!

I went online to a shoe website to check out shoes at the store before I schlepped out to there. I used to love, love, love buying shoes. Now I hate buying shoes... Ever since my daughter was born my feet are funky to buy for. So now it's a perilous task to find cute shoes...

I did a search within the site for dress shoes as I need shoes the most for work. I find a couple of cute pairs that I will end up going there to try on. Then for shits and grins I went to look for sandles as I am going on vacation and wanted something cute and comfy. There was a selection of over 400 pairs of sandles. So I searched through all of them to come upon these bad boys...

Aren't these the ugliest fucking pair of sandles you have ever seen?! These put the Chiquita Banana to shame... Instead of carrying fruit on your head, let's carry them on our feet. Oh, how about the old plastic fruit that was at grandma and grandpas house. Yes, you know what I am talking about!!!

Now we as women, can sport them on our feet... And if black wasn't enough, you can get these beauties in yellow too!! Yes, yellow! You can thank the makers of Fun Flopps. Women's Flopp. for these eye sores.

I swear, if I see these on anyone other than a sweet little child who's sicko mother made them wear these I will probably piss myself...